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2014 in Review

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 1,200 times in 2014. If it were a cable car, it would take about 20 trips to carry that many people.

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This was written in response to a carnival themed poem. Hope you enjoy…


The human cannonball got fired
When he was properly attired.
He landed right next to a clown,
Who’d sadly walked into the town.

“So sad and blue you seem to be,
Would you like to get some tea?”
“The doctor I have got to see,
I broke my funny bone in three.”

The human cannonball kept on
And met a cannibal at dawn.
Laughing he was, rubbing his tummy,
The clown he ate made him feel funny.

The carnival in sight at last,
A happy monkey then he passed.
Enjoying a banana meal
Because it had tons of a-ppeal.

A place of fun’s the carnival
Where laughter can be terminal.

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