“You Will Become an Army for Your Child”

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I Am Not Done

I hope by now you realize that I keep my word.
I do not give up; I will NEVER give up.

Are you tired of me yet?
If your answer is “yes,” my response is “good.”

What is more dangerous than a parent?
One whose child you have threatened.

Reveal my biggest, darkest secrets – scream it from the highest mountain but you will not silence me.

There is a simple, sure way to stop me…

…hire a hitman because I would rather die than give up.

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Answer

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Any questions?

Ask a Silly Question…

Robert has been sniffling a little lately.

“Is your nose running?” I ask the obvious.

“No, my nose is walking,” responds Robert, with a straight face.

Ask a silly question…

Why Did I Want Boys?

If I am not physically WITH the boys, they will invariably kill each other. This morning I have to go get an oil change and I am taking them with me. I don’t know what I’m thinking. Probably nothing… but I’m doing a lot of praying.

“Alright, you finish eating. I am going to get ready. No killing, screaming, or complaining,” I say as I am heading upstairs to get ready.

“No arguing,” responds Robert.

“That’s right. No arguing either.”

Thanks for the reminder honey. 

2014 in Review

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