These children… Please, for all that’s holy, STAY IN BED!!! Every single night, at least one starts in with the inevitable reasons about why he or she has a valid reason for being out of bed. Here are some of the most popular and some of my favorites….
1). “MOM!!!! I HAVE TO POOP!!!”
For Pete’s sake, get out of bed and go relieve yourself. What am I supposed to say? They know darn well I’m not going to let them… Well, you know…
2.) “Mommy. I need a hug.”
Awe… Come here… Now get in bed.
3.) “My brother or sister or dog is being too loud! I can’t sleep!!!”
Dude… They’re asleep. Are you hearing things?! No… You’re lying. You know what happens to liars. Go get in bed.
4.) “Mom, I need to tell you something!!! I ‘wuv you in the entire world’ “…
Okay, that didn’t…
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